Will You Snail?

Dear humans,
I’m here to let you know that I’m better than you. You are all doomed and this is a way to celebrate my superiority.Why is it that you should play this?
To entertain me. This game was created for MY personal entertainment… Oh come in, relax… It’s your chance. What’s this game?
This is a game of platforming with a touch of expertise. It’s about me, a tiny irrelevant snail striving to beat me.
Take 3 hours of fun with me (an exclusive offer, I could add).Precise actions platforming. A lots of deathA lot of making fun ofThe illusions and accomplishments of overcoming me eventually. An enjoyable little puzzle to unravel…the significance of living
I can’t wait to see you figure out what’s going on here… LOL
We’re excited to meet you on the other side.
Squid